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Just some numbers

3: number of dirty diapers changed this morning between 4 & 5am.

30: number of minutes it takes me to single-handedly get all three kids ready to go and into the van.

25: number of minutes it takes to get through the checkout line at Super Wal-Mart when only two registers are open.

4: age the youngest child will have to be before I'm brave enough to take all three to the grocery store by myself.

11: number of days left before I have to go back to work.

?: number of days it will take Jeromy to completely gut and remodel the bathroom. (The gutting is already underway.)

60: Gigabytes worth of music we've ripped to the computer in the last month.

Well rested

Last night Zanna slept for 7 hours and Moe slept for 13. (Robey pretty much always sleeps through the night.) Currently, I'm feeling invincible, but it's a feeling that won't last long. Check back with me in an hour when Monroe is pulling every item out of every drawer in the house, Zanna is burping and spitting up for the fourth time in an hour and Robey's refusing to eat anything for lunch. Then things will be back to normal.

Actually, I think today will be a good day. Even though Jeromy's in Columbus for a 15-hour work day (rigging for the Little Bow-Wow concert at Nationwide and checking his equipment at Riceknbacker), I have some help. Buddy and Elaine just left for the Y with Robey in tow, and after dinner tonight my mom and dad will take at least one of the boys for a few hours (which they always do on Wednesdays). Plus, Zanna is soothing herself to sleep at this very moment, and Moe is entertaining himself with a set of MegaBlocks. He can actually focus today since he wasn't up between 1-3 am looting and plundering the village as usual.

I think we're giving up on transitioning Moe to a big-kid bed for now. He sleeps much better - and can't get out of bed - when he's in his crib. He can still scream and curse at you to come get him out, but usually he'll at least try to get himself back to sleep in the crib. In the bottom bunk, he just gets out of bed and runs around the house. Or gets into bed with you and kicks your shins for an hour until you get up. Normally, I'm happy to co-sleep with a kid or even two kids for half the night, but not when one of them is bruising my shins.

But last night Robey slept in the top bunk, Moe slept in his crib and Zanna slept in her bassinet all night. That's a far cry from our typical sleepless nights (and that post was written when Moe was a newborn, before Zanna). 

How was your night?

Irony at home

Found underneath a pile of Handyman magazines stacked up with enough weight to warp the bottom of a night-stand drawer: this book.

Things we did in December

My house plants are dead. My furniture is dusty. My laundry is piling up. But my kids are clean, fed and hugged. And the last of my December photos are finally up on flickr. Click any photo to see more.

I like snowmen, Daddy

Robey and Moe on Christmas Eve

Robey, Alec, Saren

A good weekend at home, in photos

Robey teaches Moe how to play Pirate:
This is how Caillou plays pirate

Moe shows us how cute he is, on demand:
How cute is Monroe?

The boys help peel apples for a pie:
Peeling apples

Pete visits from Oklahoma:
Pete came to visit

A well-placed simile

Jerm: We worked in the yard today. We washed the car. Moe learned that the side hill is too steep for him.

Me: Did he fall down the hill?

Jerm: Yep.

Robey: Him rolled down it, LIKE A BALL!

Jeromy's super-duper homemade hillbilly slip-n-slide

Also, there's video:

After a month without it, I found my digital camera in the trunk of my car

Moe hugging Robey

Which means I've been missing out on photo ops like this for 30 days. (Click photo to see more.)

Does the Easter Bunny Have a Phone? (And Other Questions)

  • Does the Easter Bunny have a house?
  • Does him have a car?
  • Does him hop on the road?
  • Does him hop high and hop low?
  • Why does my belly hurt?
  • Is it Easter at church too?

Still Life by Robey


Old Bible
Originally uploaded by AliBlog.

I love seeing what's in the camera after Robey's had it for a few hours. He takes photos of things I'd never think to photograph. This Bible belonged to my dad's mother. It's pages are marked with old marriage certificates, black and white photos, yellowed newspaper clippings and other small scraps of memories. It's a treasure. An old Master-Art Edition. It speaks to me more than any of the other Bibles in this house.

It's Probably Not Even Safe to Breathe While Reading this Post

We have Rotavirus and RSV. At the same time. You suppose there's any hope that the two bugs will start battling one another and leave our stomachs and airways alone?

We Do Laundry Everyday

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Well, maybe not everyday. It just feels that way. But who can complain when you have helpers as cute as this?

Guess Who Got a New Camera for Christmas?

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Click photo to see more at flickr.

Dirty Laundry

What do you do when - while rushing around the house at 7:30 in the morning - you realize your 3-year-old doesn't have any clean long pants for the day? Tell me I'm not the first "bad mom" to be in this situation?

Luckily, I remembered a pair of 4T overalls that were stashed away in his drawer of still-too-big clothes. I pulled them out, ripped off the tags, rolled up the cuffs and we made it out the door on time. He hasn't worn overalls since he's been potty trained, though, so I'm a bit worried about the scene where he dances his way to the bathroom at the last minute and can't get the straps unbuckled on time. I warned his teachers that he might need help. I hope the only clean pair of pants he has don't come home soiled.

Lost Questions

I should know by now that this show raises more questions per episode than it answers. And that means the questions are going to pile up. But still. I'm getting annoyed with the fact that I'm unable to keep up with the heaping piles of questions. Already this season I want to know:

  • How is it that the survivors never ran across the Others' little suburban utopia?
  • How big is this island?
  • Why are they in cages?
  • Why are they being treated like animals?
  • Why was their blood drawn?
  • Who is the unknown captive across from Sawyer? Is he an Other in disguise?
  • How do you enter and exit an aquarium without getting wet?
  • What happened between breakfast and the cage to make Kate cry?
  • How many of the Others are willingly part of the tribe and how many are just afraid of Ben (aka Henry Gale)?

And yet, there's all these unanswered questions from the past two seasons - some of which even the writers seem to have forgotten. A few that are really nagging at me:

  • What happened to the beasts and monsters that were patrolling the island?
  • What do the numbers represent? And are they cursed?
  • How does the island heal some but not others?
  • Why was Rousseau allowed to roam around the island all by herself for so long?
  • Why do the Others have an interest in some survivors more than others?
  • What ever happened to that one brunette from the tail section who disappeared during the hike to save Sawyer right before Shannon was shot?
  • How did Desmond's button-pushing mentor (I forget his name) end up on the island?
  • Who made that one provisional food drop & why?
  • What was Libby's deal?
  • What are Walt's powers?
  • Where have Walt and Michael gone?
  • How did Desmond's ex-girlfriend know to look for a magnetic event?

Okay. That's barely touching the surface. But I have to start writing these down before this season's questions eclipse the questions from season one and two - and I forget what needs to be answered.

On Couches and Chairs

Living Room

Have you ever spent the better part of a day rearranging all the furniture in your home only to realize that it was in the best configuration possible in the first place?

I'm sure this is a metaphor for something.

How Was Your Week?

Last week I:

  • Watched a storm roll in.
  • Saw a 50-foot pine tree snap in half right outside my window.
  • Went three days without electricity.
  • Handed 40 bags of frozen breast milk over to Rob to salvage during the power outage.
  • Celebrated three birthdays (grandmother, husband, cousin).
  • Pulled weeds and gathered flowers for a bouquet.
  • Filled a "mix CD" with songs of praise.
  • Made a handful of homemade cards.
  • Said goodbye to our family's pastor of 11 years.
  • Ordered another blook online.
  • Put Monroe in daycare.
  • Started back to work.
  • Deleted hundreds of e-mails.
  • Spent countless hours on the phone.
  • Witnessed the joy of a three-year-old learning to swing and climb and hang from the monkey bars on his very own swing set.
  • Got back in touch with a handful of high school classmates.
  • Skated on Rollerblades for the first time in five years.
  • Introduced Monroe to a genuine friend.
  • Relinquished complete control of a BBQ dinner to Jeromy - and still ate before 9pm.
  • Heard insider stories about the Rolling Stones.
  • Slept through the night three days in a row.

My Daddy Built Me a Swingset

I helped:

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My brother watched:

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Then we played:

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Some Thoughts on Daytime TV

Because we only get a dozen channels, and you have to occupy your brain somehow while you're nursing the baby all day:

  • I liked Elisabeth Hasselback a lot better when she was the cute chick on Survivor. As the conservative on The View, she's just annoying. Incredibly annoying. How long do think it'll be before she and Rosie come to blows?
  • Speaking of Elisabeth Hasselback, I have no patience for spokespersons or celebrities with poor public speaking skills. She talks too fast and jumbles her words together. The brunette on That 70s Show does the same thing. And so does Heather Graham. So do I for that matter - but I'm not trying to make a career based on my ability to speak clearly on camera.
  • Days of Our Lives - which I watched religiously 20 years or so ago - is still recycling the same story lines from 1985. There's the Jack and Jennifer "is he dead or isn't he?" story line; there's the love quadrangle between Sami, Austin, Carrie and what's-his-face; there's the Bo, Hope, Billie love triangle; the Roman, John, Marlena triangle - though now it's Roman's turn to be evil since Marlena and John have both already had their walk on the dark side; and now Patch and Kayla are returning to the lineup. And I've gathered all this from 3-minute snapshots during commercials of other shows. How can DOOL viewers not be bored?
  • Thank God Celebrity Poker - one of the few daytime shows that I can stomach - has added more episodes to their rerun rotation. I've seen all the old ones. Twice. Their new poker expert is a dud compared to Phil Gordon, though. What happened to Phil?
  • Guilty pleasure alert. Guilty pleasure alert. The drama on Starting Over has drawn me in. I mean. Will the prostitute learn to stop hustling? Will the heiress ever grow up? Will the shoplifting radio personality learn to stop sabotaging her own career? Will the outgoing blabbermouth learn to develop intimate relationships? Will the relative of a 9/11 victim learn to grieve and live again? Will the cancer survivor learn to put herself before others? Their lessons are our lessons. We have so much to learn. (Okay. I'll move on. You can stop gagging and rolling your eyes now.)
  • Why am I fascinated by this Sylvia lady on Montel who knows all the ghosts? Sometimes I think she's a whack job and sometimes I think she's crazy-sane and completely on the mark. But how come all the dead people that talk to her have such common names?
  • I'll always respect Oprah for her overall goals and accomplishments - but damned if Ellen isn't a lot more fun to watch.
  • Kathy Griffin makes me laugh. I don't care of she's annoying or brash or insensitive. She's funny.

Ten Points if You've Heard Of ...

In addition to the standard AC/DC, A-Ha, David Lee Roth and Ugly Kid Joe* tapes that I'm trashing today in my eternal effort to clean out the basement, I'm also getting rid of:

  • Hearthill, Graveyard Party Blues
  • The Tailgators, Hide Your Eyes
  • The Brigade, The Dividing Line
  • Beau Nasty, Dirty but Well Dressed
  • Hugo Largo, Mettle
  • Agent Orange, Real Live Sound
  • The Day Zs self-title album that includes such favorites as Average Girlz, Sunny Dayz and Our Luv

Can you tell I once had an unhealthy addiction to hard rock & alternative music at bargain bin prices? I'll give you a cookie if you can find information on the Web about four or more of the albums on the above list. I originally planned to provide links for each one but gave up after getting unimpressive google results for the first two.

*I found two different Ugly Kid Joe tapes. What kind of sucker buys the sophomore release from the band that sang, "Whiplash Liquor?" I might be able to pin that one on Beau, actually.

Shhh ... Both Boys are Sleeping

But Moe is groaning. He's a loud baby, always emitting these little grunts and spits and sputters. He's not quiet or shy about anything, though he did sleep through his baptism yesterday - peacefully absorbing the sacrament. Owen - who was also baptized - was alert and interested and intrigued.

Two and a half years ago, Robey and Max were baptized together. And 33 years ago, Marcy and I were baptized together. How's that for tradition? I'm not sure what kind of crowds Marcy and I drew, but Moe and Owen brought down the house, packing nearly 50 friends and family members into the pews during yesterday's service.

As we were driving to church, I said to Jeromy, "If you drop me off, I'll get the kids, then you can park and bring in the food." Then, it struck me that I'd said, "the kids." Plural. We have two! It still seems so crazy. And it is. Anyone who has two kids and says it isn't is lying. The instant the baby needs to nurse is the same instant the three-year-old falls down and bangs up his knee, and it's also the same instant the phone starts to ring. You can only be in one place at a time, but you almost always have at least three distinct needs demanding your immediate attention.

But it's wonderful crazy. Yesterday we had a meltdown at nap time, yet today Robey fell right into sleep at 12:45 with the promise of a visit to Uncle Beau and Aunt Sue-Sue's house after his nap. He's getting bigger and more independent everyday: talking and helping out and occupying himself more than ever. And Moe? He's still just a ball of love. He doesn't sleep much at night, and he spits and burps all day long, but every little noise is adorably his. He travels well and cuddles up into anyone's arms and stares you down with these little brown eyes that speak volumes. "I know you already," they say. "I love you. I trust you. Thanks for keeping me safe and warm and clean and fed. Thanks for all this love. I couldn't ask for anything better than this."

I Need a Friend

Some weasely weirdo named "Mikey" called my cell phone a dozen times last night and left three urgent messages saying he "needed a friend."  I didn't speak with him, but each message included personal information about his height and weight, his past relationships, his age and his desperate need for a friend.

WTF? Is this some kind of common cell phone scam? Who in their right mind would befriend a random stranger on the cell phone no matter how many times he says, "I know this is weird," and "I've never done this before," and "I don't mean to scare you," and "I won't pressure you to do anything you don't want to do."

Ewwwww. I'm normally happy to be everyone's friend, but not creepy cell-phone stalkers. Leave me alone and join a church or a gym or a civic organization of some sort where you can meet real friends and get some help. I'm not interested in your anonymous train wreck.

If he calls back again I'm having my number changed.

A Typical Night

How is it possible to be exhausted after eleven hours of sleep? I'll tell you:

  • 9:30 pm - 11:30 pm: Two hours of fitful sleep in my bed with baby. Husband on couch. Three-year-old in his bed.
  • 11:30 pm - 12:30 am: One hour of nursing, burping, changing, comforting baby. Husband in our bed. Three-year-old in his.
  • 12:30 am - 2:30 am: Fall asleep, hard, on couch with baby. Husband in our bed. Three-year-old in his.
  • 2:30 am - 4:30am: Two hours of light sleep in bed with three-year-old after he drags me off couch into his bed. Husband in our bed. Baby in his crib.
  • 4:30 am - 6:30 am: Change baby, then fall asleep in rocker while nursing baby in his room. Husband in our bed. Three-year-old in his.
  • 6:30 am - 8:20 am: Heavy sleep in family bed with husband and three-year-old. Baby in crib.
  • 8:30 am: Start the day after 10 minutes of three-year-old saying, "Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. I eat. Wake up"

Four Things

I signed a form after my surgery stating that I'd been advised not to do the following four things for at least three weeks. It said not to:

  • Take a bath.
  • Have sex.
  • Drive a car.
  • Do abdominal exercises.

It's been two weeks. Can you guess which of these activities - all of which I enjoy - I've decided to go ahead and do against my doctor's orders? Here's a hint: I'm heading to the grocery store right now.

How to Drive a Pregnant Woman Insane

Leave the house in the morning with both sets of car keys and don't tell her, so she has to spend her entire lunch hour cleaning the house, emptying purses and digging through pockets trying to find the keys that she knows she left RIGHT HERE yesterday when she came home.

By the way, the last three times I've lost my keys, they've showed up in Jeromy's pockets. Do you suppose I can blame him for my missing cell phone too? (The old one I just replaced, NOT the new one.)

Out Like a Lamb

I've been watching the weather predictions pessimistically for the last week or so, expecting nothing short of cold, rainy weather for the duration of this pregnancy.

Oh, I've been wanting to sit on the front deck and read during my lunch hour. I've been hoping to cover my belly with at least one of the spring maternity tops hanging in my closet. I've been yearning for a walk on the bike path or a short hike in the woods. I've been aching for an hour in the garden, transplanting hopeful flowers from one shaded spot to another.

But I've been afraid to get my hopes up ... until today. Today it was 65 degrees and sunny, and I sat on my deck and read blog posts from a book:

Midway through my lunch hour, Jeromy arrived home with the mail, which included Richard Lawrence Cohen's new book of fiction and other writings from his first year as a blogger: Only What Is.

"Do you know what this is?" I asked Jeromy. He didn't, of course.

"It's a book of blog posts," I explained, holding it up. "I've been so excited to read it."

He was happy for me but smirked anyway and rattled of a list of things that he'd much rather get excited about: a sale at Home Depot; a new rifle; an accepted bid for concrete counter tops.

I started to argue my case but decided instead to head outside and read.

And so I've been thinking this afternoon about the differences between books and blogs. I've been thinking, in particular, about the beauty of books. Their portability. Their flexibility. Their cohesion. Their contents. Their completeness. Their finality. I've been thinking how nice it is to take a pencil to their pages and mark favorite entries, to underline sentences and to star paragraphs. I've been thinking how different that is from reading a blog.

I subscribe to more than 50 blogs via bloglines, an rss reader that serves up content from my favorite bloggers and lets me save, categorize and mark favorite posts for future reference. But even when I have the best intentions of linking to one of those saved posts here on my own blog, the truth is, I rarely refer back to those entries once they've been saved.

With books, it's different. I often pull favorites from the shelf to search out marked passages, re-read entire chapters or recommend worn copies to a friend. It's simpler and somehow more available.

Cohen's book starts with a post from Dec. 13, 2004. I started blogging myself that same year in July but didn't discover Cohen's blog until mid 2005, so many of the entries in his book are new to me.

As I read, this brief post reminded me of the infamous art professor, Eldridge, at OU. These two paragraphs reminded me of Robey and his cousin Max - and yet they're about God and all the people on earth. From there, I continued marking.

You see how it's different, though. The pencil scratchings are effortless compared to the searching and linking and hyperconnecting that you do on a blog. Yes, there are benefits to sharing these ideas with you here online - and blogging makes that easy. But it's so much easier to sit on my porch and underline the words, "Why have I loved trees so much and learned so little about them?"

But then I can come downstairs and sit at the computer and try to tell you, as I'm doing now, the memories I discovered within that line. When I put my pencil to the page and marked a path toward the question mark, I recalled the sensations of climbing trees, longing for tree houses, writing poems for the dead and losing my way in the woods.

I can share that here on this blog in a way that I can't in a journal or even in the margins of a book.

So which is better, the book or the blog? Will I remember these things again someday when I look through the archives of this site? Or am I more likely to remember them the next time I pick up the book and re-read that line? And which form offers more room for the memories to roam before it's time to move on and follow another link or mark another passage?

I don't know. But isn't it amazing to know that the two can marry and bring forth a blook? That I can pay for that blook online and receive a signed copy a few days later in the mail? That I can sit outside at the end of March and flip through short passages that first appeared online? That I can mark my favorite lines with a pencil or pull up a Web page and find those same passages living online and waiting for comments? That I can link to those passages myself from this post and ramble incessantly about the whole experience?

Isn't it all extraordinary?

So as Not to be Disapointed Again

Tell yourself every day, year after year until it sinks in:

Ohio does not do spring. Ohio does not do spring. Ohio does not do spring. Ohio does not do spring. Ohio does not do spring. Ohio does not do spring. Ohio does not do spring. Ohio does not do spring. Ohio does not do spring. Ohio does not do spring. Ohio does not do spring. Ohio does not do spring. Ohio does not do spring. Ohio does not do spring. Ohio does not do spring. Ohio does not do spring. Ohio does not do spring. Ohio does not do spring. Ohio does not do spring. Ohio does not do spring. Ohio does not do spring. Ohio does not do spring. Ohio does not do spring. Ohio does not do spring.

Also, there's been some concern about me not posting here for awhile. I'm not in the hospital or on bed rest or anything. Just fat. And tired. And lazy. And swollen. But otherwise very healthy.

Favorite Lines from "Sons & Daughters" Premiere

As someone who usually laughs harder at dramas than comedies, I can't remember the last time I liked a new sitcom. But I think I'm gonna like this one:

"Do you think it's weird to master the harmonica and not tell anybody?"

"I'm pretty in Cincinnati. Not pretty in a general sense."

"What are you? Ken Kesey?"

"People go bowling because they don't have sex."

"I could eat french fries off your face."

The New Office

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Some Random Photos and Updates

I finally had an old roll of film developed and talked Beau into e-mailing some Christmas pics AND Jeromy found the digital camera (under the seat of his car). So here's some random photo posting masquerading as an excuse for an update. Still no belly photos I'm afraid ... but I hope to start taking some weekly pics & posting progress on the big belly front more regularly. I've been tired and over-worked lately and I'm vying for a new position at work, so the stress levels are high. Details on that coming soon as well.

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More deer in our back yard.

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More Michigan sunsets.

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An overdue Christmas photo (learn more about this cool gift here).

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Required reading. Required eyewear. (And somebody needs to require a fix to my camera's date stamp soon.)

Other day-in-the-life updates include a visit to Beau & Susan's new home theater (in progress), a two-hour nap for me yesterday (highly unusual), a night of wild fun for Max and Robey, and a full day of scrap booking on Saturday (Jeromy seems dumbfounded as to how anyone could spend 12 hours on such a thing without poking their eyes out). This week we're celebrating two fatherly birthdays and next week is another one for our nephew. Last week, I marked my own un-eventful 33rd in a uncharacteristic passive-aggressive fashion. (Can I blame it on hormones?)

That's it for now. Belly pics coming soon, I promise. You can hold me to it.

Has Anyone Seen my Digital Camera?

I haven't seen it since ... November, I think. Since around the time I posted this snowy pumpkin photo.

I'd like to take a few picture of my gorgeous new office and the work that will soon be underway to finish another large portion of the basement. I'd also like to post photos of the nursery we're finally getting around to decorating, now that the office has been moved downstairs. And, I'll definitely want to take photos of the baby in that nursery sometime in the spring.

If the old, Kodak digital doesn't show up soon, I may have to buy some disposables or start using the borrowed Canon 35 mm that takes great pictures but is pretty cumbersome to lug around.

Post Holiday Checklist

Christmas Eve candlelight service: Check.

Awe-struck toddler on Christmas morning: Check.

Traditional Christmas brunch with family: Check.

Traditional Christmas chaos with family: Check.

Fussy, worn-out toddler the day after Christmas: Check.

Overly frustrated toddler who, three days after Christmas, still hasn't been home long enough to play with any of his new toys: Check.

Continue reading "Post Holiday Checklist" »

Ho, Ho, Ho Merry Christmas

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Or, as Robey says, "Oh-ho, Mommy. Oh-ho." We're indeed feeling like we live at the North Pole here too. They're saying it's one of the coldest Decembers on record all throughout the Midwest. From now until New Years, you'll find me wrapped in a blanket, in front of the fire, hot mug of tea or coffee in hand.

Pumpkin in the Snow

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Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

Rash Advice?

Our family doctor is in Texas. Or New Orleans. Or somewhere in the hurricane-ravaged regions of the U.S. fulfilling his role as a military reservist by treating other families' ailments while the sniffles, coughs and diaper rashes of relatively healthy kids here in Ohio go mostly untreated.

Of course, that's not really the case. He leaves us in the hands of his partner, the other doctor in the practice who I'm sure is a competent professional, though I've yet to receive any useful advice from our visits with him.

Yesterday I took Robey in for a diaper rash. This is a kid who rarely gets diaper rashes. And now, here he is at an age where - technically speaking - he could be potty trained but instead he's sore from cheek to cheek and still refusing to sit on the toilet.

I'm not going to get into the battles we've fought for the past five days at every single diaper change. Nor will I burden you with the traumas of our potty training adventures. But I will say, I'm no expert at any of this: not potty training, not diaper rash detection, and not even - after two and a half years - diaper changing.

I thought the doctor could be of some help, since I'd heard there are different types of diaper rashes that can be treated in different ways depending on the rash. We've been using one method here that doesn't appear to be working, so maybe he could suggest something better.

Instead, he tells me exactly what I already know: there are different types of diaper rashes. Some are standard, some are caused by yeast infections and some are caused by bacteria. If Desitin isn't working, you can try Neosporin or Monistat or an antibacterial cream to see if something else works better.

Excuse me, but my kid's not a science experiment. I came here so you could tell me WHICH of those methods to use. Aren't you the expert? Aren't you supposed to tell me which type of rash it is?

Of course, I didn't say all that. Instead, I kindly asked for a few flu shots and left the office feeling pretty discouraged after nearly two hours, two nurses and a PA visit later, then brought my son home and put him to bed with a bare butt (hoping the fresh air would do some good).

So. Does anyone in the blogosphere know better than our doctor how to tell the difference between one type of rash or another? I'm sure there's some Web site out there that explains the differences in detail and provides close-up photos of the affected areas, but I can't stand looking at magnified photos of skin conditions. Seriously. It's a phobia. I get the heebie jeebies just from watching that one commercial that shows an animated close-up of what goes on under your toe nails. Ack. Can't stand to watch it. So please, no photos with your answers. Words only should suffice. Thank you.

Saddened

98m1_1 We watched Hotel Rwanda last night, and I cried myself to sleep.

Early this morning I dreamt we were hiding out in our neighbors' house - Jeromy, Robey, me and a dozen other friends - worrying about whether we had enough food, water and ammo to outlast the killing in the streets. We could hear gunfire all around us.

I have photos from the hockey game to post and a story to tell about a near hawk attack on Friday during my walk, but I'm still too sad to talk about anything fun or mundane. Check in Monday or later today for the photos.

I'm Full of False Promises

We have to cancel the hog roast. The first ever will have to wait until next year, because we just didn't give ourselves enough time to plan it this year. Actually, there are a lot of other, more complicated reasons, but it comes down to planning. Next year, we'll try to do it right.

Now - my biggest problem is that I can't remember who all I've invited to the party in passing. I don't remember anyone writing it on a calendar, and the only people who've actually promised to come are also people who read this blog. So I hope I'm covering my bases. I'll be embarrassed if people show up anyway, and we're just sitting at home watching movies and playing cards, without a roasted hog in sight.

Not that I'm any kind of Miss Manners, but what is the proper etiquette for cancelling a party before formal invitations are sent out but after informal invites were made to many. Maybe we should just leave town that night. I have a coupon for a free stay in Columbus ... we'll keep you posted on our whereabouts.

How to Play Lazyman's Bocce Ball

  1. Set up two lawn chairs.
  2. Sit one opponent in each lawn chair.
  3. Send toddler to garage to get Bocce Ball set.
  4. Toddler places Bocce Ball set between seats.
  5. Toddler opens Bocce Ball set.
  6. Toddler throws white ball.
  7. Toddler hands one ball to each opponent.
  8. From seats, opponents toss balls towards the white marker ball.
  9. Repeat steps 7 & 8 three times.
  10. Opponents tally score.
  11. Toddler retrieves balls, returns balls to case.
  12. Repeat steps 6-11 until someone wins.

This is currently Robey's favorite game.

Jeromy's New Toys

A brush hog for the tractor:
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And THIS ("You've never seen anything like it," he says.):
Thing

The thicket will be cleared soon, and then we can begin tilling for a garden. Let me tell you, though - this man needs a barn. If only we lived in a community where all our friends would come over for a barn raising ... then we'd have a place to put all this junk (er, I mean heavy equipment).

Right in Our Own Backyard

Deer I've seen hundreds of deer while gazing out the windows of this house. You're most likely to see them in the woods or in the thicket to the North, but this is the closest that I've seen them venture into the yard. Jerm took the photo yesterday after he spotted a doe and her two spotted fawn right outside our window. There are two in the shadows of this photo - can you see them (click to enlarge the photo)?

Please Step Away from the Computer

This is a bit of an experiment. I'm making an evolving list of the things I can accomplish in one week, if I don't blog during my lunch hours:

  • Vacuumed two rooms.
  • Made four personal phone calls.
  • Made three business phone calls.
  • Washed one load of dishes.
  • Cooked one pot of sloppy joes.
  • Read 20 pages of Gilead.
  • Made one pizza from scratch with 16-year-old niece (okay, we used crust mix and pre-packaged sauce, but we built the thing and placed those pepperonis on the crust just so).
  • Had a genuine conversation with niece about dating, journaling, parenting, drugs and drinking.
  • Took car in for an oil change.
  • Spent an hour on the beach (that's where I hope to be on Friday, anyway. I'm leaving this afternoon for Lake Michigan with Robey and our neighbor friend Brett. Jeromy's staying here for work. Expect another mushy, gushy post about - and lots of photos of - the family cottage when I return).

The Great Toilet Paper Debate

I have always hung my toilet paper with the sheets dispensing over the top and from the front. But recently I discovered that Robey is less likely to string a complete roll all over the house if it's hung from behind and dispensed from the back. And that's enough to make me change my ways.

What are your rules for the bathroom? Paper dispensed from the front or back? Toothpaste squeezed from the top or bottom? Toilet seat gets left up or down? Any others?

Have You Ever Seen Anyone So Excited About ... A Bookshelf

Book_shelfI bought a corner bookshelf for my bedroom. It was handmade to order by a hip, local craftswoman who charged me less than $100. Jeromy brought it home yesterday, so I spent my lunch break carrying armloads of books up from the basement to place on its shelves.

I'm feeling less fractured now that I've unboxed at least a few of my books. But I have so many more to unpack and at least a dozen more corners in the house. So I'm thinking, if I spend $1,000 I can order 12 more and put a shelf in every corner. How would that be for a design motif? Or maybe I'll wait until I can talk Jeromy into building a floor-to-ceiling bookshelf on our tallest, emptiest wall. 

In the meantime, if you want to borrow a book, I have a few to lend now.

Too Many Crumbs in My Kitchen

If I had a kitchen like this, I'd prepare healthy menus, whip up complex desserts and invite the neighbors over for cocktails every night. I'm drooling over the appliances in these photos more than I've ever drooled over the foods I've seen pictured in five-star menus.

Click on the Kitchen Photo Gallery to see what I mean -- I love, love, love the kitchen with the orange walls and white cabinets.

Grown-Up Saturday Nights

One sign that we were growing up came while sitting at home, watching TV on a Saturday night. We were rediscovering Austin City Limits and were surprised to find ourselves enjoying a quiet, weekend night at home.

That was at least six years ago. Since then, we've spent many Saturday nights at home savoring the pared down music showcased on Austin City Limits.

These days, however, when we spend Saturday nights at home, we're lucky if we can stay awake until our favorite concert series airs on PBS. Last night Jeromy fell asleep on the couch with Robey, and I caught a few songs from Tracey Chapman before drifting off myself.

This isn't to say we no longer go out or spend Saturday nights with friends (as evidenced here and here). But more and more often, we find ourselves at home by ourselves and realize that snuggling with family in front of the fire and falling asleep to the sounds of Austin City Limits can make for a wonderful, grown-up Saturday night.

How do you like to spend your grown-up Saturday nights?

Wine Pahtay Bolen Style

My_pictures0034Who else throws a wine tasting party that culminates with a bon fire? Only the Bolens.

The bottles are aligned here by price point after their unveiling. They're listed below by score. Thanks to Mich for her meticulous note-taking during the review session AND for providing the quote of the night:

"You don't know funny until you've seen a midget singing Come Monday while wearing a coconut bra at your office picnic."

I'll be posting many more photos before the week is up. We've so many good shots from the party that I'm creating a new album for them.

Now, without further ado, the results:

  • Beni Di Bataido moscato di asti, 39 points
  • Benton Lane pinot noir, 32 points
  • Turning Leaf sauvignon blanc, 32 points
  • Fast Bastard chardonay, 30.5 points
  • George Dubeaux beaujolis, 30 points
  • Monti Antico red, 29 points
  • Vina Borgia grenache, 27 points
  • Frances Coppola claret, 26.5 pionts
  • Bordini cabernet sauvignon, 23.5 points
  • Falcon Ridge pinot noir, 21 points

The scoring was done on a scale of 1-5 with a total of 9 tasters, so the highest possible score was 45. Some of us (Jen!) used a decimal system. My apologies for any misspellings. As you may guess from the results, we're not true connoisseurs. But we're trying. Some of us even came up with colorful descriptions. Here are a few of Stan's:

  • "Very sweet yet bitterly enticing." For the sauvignon, which he gave only 1 star.
  • "More subtle than the first. It takes a moment then explodes with spicy and fruit." For the Benton Lane pinot, which he gave 4 stars.

Others, like Jeromy and Rob, kept drinking their beer on the side. Jeromy even penciled in his beer on his score card and gave it a score above any of the wines. It was obviously a very classy affair. Next time we'll do it in August or September so Marcy can enjoy the wines too (she's due in July). Until then, happy tasting ...

Warning, Warning, Warning: Prepare for Drastic Closeup

Pop_artSometimes I'm surprised at how well these pop art photos turn out ... though I could probably use a little makeup.

This morning Robey was singing his ABCs with gusto, in much the same way he counts. Instead of nine, nine, nine, nine, however, it's dee, dee, dee, dee .. over and over and over again. He kept pushing the ABC button on his Magnetic Letter Set and singing his version of the alphabet while clapping and spinning in circles.

This photo was taken yesterday afternoon, proving that we can still smile and have fun after a series of timeouts that finally put an end to Robey's fits for "Moh Eeee." In Robeyspeak, that means More Cookies (and there's another quiz spoiler for you folks).

If you've been waiting for the blurry Erika photo, it's finally available, in the playhouse portfolio. Stay tuned for more photos coming soon in the *Robey at 2* album.

Egyptian Rat Screw

I've always been the type that enjoys a good game of cards at home with friends much more than a night out in a crowded, smoke-infested bar (except maybe in college, but that's a different post for a different day). Erika's an at home type of person too, and that's one of the reasons we get along. She flew home to Pennsylvania from Utah this week just in time for some lovely, Midwestern spring weather, and yesterday she escaped the blizzard-like conditions in Erie to visit us in Ohio for the evening.

For Robey's birthday, Erika brought a set of plastic golf clubs that I'm sure he'll be swinging at my shins for the next two years and using to fling innocent objects through the window and towards framed photos for probably two more years after that (Jeromy was one of 3 boys. I've heard stories).

After Robey went to bed, we drank a few beers and played cards. We taught Erika how to play Casino -- one our favorite games for 2-3 players -- and somehow we let Jeromy win two games in a row. Then after I went to bed, Erika taught Jeromy how to play Egyptian Rat Screw. Now before you get any strange ideas about what I let occur between my husband and my out-of-town guests (and under my own roof!), let me assure you that Egyptian Rat Screw is indeed a card game. I'm a little foggy on the details, but it's one of those speed games where you accumulate cards and match gross motor skills with your opponent. Erika won, but I'm assuming Jeromy was out-drinking her 3:1, so she had a bit of an advantage.

My favorite quote from the night came from Jeromy who said (with a distinct twinkle in his eye), "I think about being a Hobbit quite a bit." You see, to Jeromy, life is an adventure. And my advice to Erika as she set out on her adventure back to the 14+ inches of snow in Erie? Go see a hypnotist. It's not advice I've ever given to anyone else, but for Erika it seems appropriate (again - different story, different day).

I did take a photo to commemorate the visit, and I do plan to add it to the playhouse portfolio when I get a chance. However, I didn't bring the camera in until this morning when everyone was rushing around getting ready for their days. And the camera had been outside all night in the cold, causing the lens to fog. So, we'll see what we end up with ...

Quiz Spoiler Alert

Before yesterday, the only number Robey could say was nine. When he counts, he says, "nine, nine, nine, nine ..."

But now he also says doo. We've been practicing for weeks, and he finally caught on the night before his birthday. So if you ask him how old he is, Robey holds up one finger and says, "Doo."Robey20008

In celebration of this dude turning doo, we had pizza and cake with three sets of grandparents, plus Uncle Andy and Ashley. He loved all his gifts, and is looking forward to helping Daddy remodel the house with his new tool set. More photos from the big day are in the new